5 Bollywood personalities, we wish were never BORN!

Bollywood has never been so much plagued with bad talent, like how it is in recent years. Pile of crap movies, directed by pile of crap directors and starring pile of crap Actors (only if we can call them actors), making shit loads of money. Out of this, here is a top 5 pick of bollywood celebs, who we wish were never concieved & born, to save us and the industry of the lastest strings of embarassment.

1) “Priyanka Chopra” -

also known as “Plastic Chopra”. This lady is as plastic as things could get. No wonder she is a darling of Cosmetic brands, who are on a mission to make every indian women fair and plastic. A Self obsessed, over the top actor, who gives same performance, irrespective of the character she is playing.

2) “Abhishek Bachan” -

sometimes one wonder, was he adopted, because its difficult to imagine him coming out Amitabh and Jaya Bachan. A Plethora of negative energy hits the screen when ever he appears. He looks so out of shape and out of place. Amitabh sir, could have done us a favor by keeping him away from silver screen, but that was not the case. And he continue to embarass us with his movies likes “Bol Bachan” , “Raavan”, or for that case, pick any!

3) “Rohit Shetty” -

the director of intolerable Golmaal Series has proved his excellence in creating crap with “Bol Bachan”. An insult to film making & film makers. I wish he gets buried under the pile of crores he has made in recent years, and never emerges to torture us again.

4) “Ekta Kapoor” -

She first spoilt the TV for us, and now she is hell bent to make our movie experience, filled with Garbage. I heard recently that in her household, they don’t discard the garbage, they turn it into Movies & TV shows.

5) “Deepika Padukone” -

Last but not the least, we so much wished, that she could have opted for Badminton, to show of her long legs and plastic face. Her emoticon like face, is capable of any creating 2 to 3 emotion types.

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you end up asking God, why god why? why this crime, in terms of creating Artists on earth.

 

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5 basic roots of corruption, Anna & team never told you about!

Team Anna has brought Corruption to the forefront of our existence in past few years. But we have to look deep into ourselves and ask how we have become like this? Because ultimately we are the people, we are the society, who has reached to this level of degradation in the name of business, financial richness, principles, morals and ethics. Let’s look at 5 ways to end corruption at the individual level, before we move on to the bigger picture of blaming the Civil Organizations.

1) “Talking while Eating” -

Root of corruption starts here, when we eat without awareness, without realising the meaning of food, and indulging in mindless conversations. Try eating in silence, in awareness, giving full consideration to the source of life, which is nothing else but food & water.

2) “Talking all the time” -

Khalil Gibran once quoted “We talk, because we are not at peace with our mind”

Let peace and silence also be a goal of your life, along with the burden of many goals you carry on your shoulders. To be at peace, one needs to be silent, be aware of thoughts and what they can do to you. Stop talking and be peaceful, corruption of your mind would cease to exist.

3) “Loving few individuals more than yourself” -

Learn to love yourself, you will learn to love everyone. People get corrupted, when they believe that their purpose of life  is to keep someone else happy. Most of the corrupt people justify their actions against the love for their family, kids, in the pursuit of providing them a great future, making their life comfortable and rich; and in the process, they end up degrading themselves beyond repair. Let’s love the self, like the way nature created us and they way it loves us.

4) “Ignoring the sleep” -

People who sleep less than what their body requires, corrupt their body and thus their mind. Nothing in the world is more important than a good sleep. A good sleep replenishes the body in a way that it makes the mind also healthy. A healthy mind would think positive and thus would not indulge in actions, which would be selfish.

5) “Afraid of being alone” -

If you cannot be happy being alone, you cannot be happy with anyone. We are the generation of bored people, always looking to be part of some social activity, this explains the popularity of facebook and twitter. Learn to be alone, cherish the solitude, cherish the inner self, which comes to forefront, when you spend time with yourself. You will then not indulge in activities or indulge with people who can harm your self.

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All the above points talk about self awareness, which is the only way to root out corruption at the individual level. And till its not done at that micro level, Team Anna or whoever be it, cannot help repair the dismal state of our existence, we are experiencing today. The reforms start at the self, or they don’t start at all!

5 alternate names for the serial “Satyamev Jayate”

Satyamev Jayate – A popular Chat show by Aamir Khaan is creating lot of buzz for both the right & the wrong reasons. Some loving it, some not so enjoying it. But I feel that the name could have been more catchier, looking at 5 possible names, which Aamir Khan (Anchor who is charging more than 5 cr per episode) could have decided for the show:

1) “Sunday Blues” – He has turned my Sunday equally bad, as my Monday. I wake up late at 11 AM to see my mom dad crying and sobbing. Who wants that?

2) “I want to be a Billionare” – the only person I see benifiting from the show is Aamir Khan, and looking at the TRP’s, I guess, it’s all the way Aamir going to bank alone after every episode.

3) “The Big Indian Circus” – It has tragedy, it has drama, songs, dance, sattire, pre – scripted dialogues and what not. Manmohan Desai would have been very proud to see it. Me sure of that!

4) “Aamir – the Messiah” – This is a brilliant platform for Aamir to enter every household as a Messiah. A messiah who is only concerned that his tear timings are correct, his fake facial expressions are well captured and that he makes a huge mark on small screen also. He instead could have started a hospital or an orphanage or a school for poor, to impact the people’s lives. The show does nothing, but to show in our face, of what we already know. And on top of it, it is highly boring!

5) “Sone ki chidiya, dengue, malaria” – This could have been more impactful title for the show, which tries to highlight the state of a nation, which is on the verge of destroying its moral fabric.

I really dont know, wether to laugh or to cry at what India has become over a last century. But its definitely nowhere close to being “Satyamev Jayate”. Is Aamir Listening? Is anyone listening?